Curse

zehly · Sep 27, 2005, 06:44 PM // 18:44

So..

I'm just sitting in the CS lab doing my work, when in walks 4 boys who sit in the row behind me. 'Ok,' I thought, 'that makes me kinda nervous.. the lab is damn near empty, and there are 20 rows of computers..' But it is safe in here. (Well, I hope so.)

Then all the sudden I hear this incessant giggling. 'WTF?' I think, 'Are they looking at porn in the lab?' Then I realize what they are doing when I hear the following conversation.

A: Do you see that cute Asian chick in front of us?
B: Yeah.
A: Who has a camera phone.
C: She's wearing a skirt!!
D: Let's get a picture!
C: Alright.
A: Damn, I'd love to **** her and have her give me some ****.
B: I know, right?
...

It goes on for about 5 minutes. Of course they didn't get any pictures, cause I moved in my seat to make sure.

So what does Lain do? She goes to the on-duty lab administrator.

Lain: (quietly) Hi.
Admin: Hello, Lain. (double-takes)
Lain: I have a favor to ask of you. (smile)
Admin: Yes? (double takes and probably thinks "I wonder what she wants me to do

")
Lain: I need the admin password for the CS network.
Admin: I can't give that out, you know that.
Lain: (innocently) Pleaaasssseeeeee....
Admin: Ok (he write down the password)
Lain: Thaaankk youuuu (smirk)

So I go back to my desk. I know what I'm going to do, but I need the right timing. Then I find out why they are here. They have a project due in an hour, and they have to finish it. Slackers. ('They must pay for their stupidity').

Ah, I log into administrator. Pull up active users. Hmm, look at locations. Hmm. Ah, here they are. *LOCKS ACCOUNTS* Ah, much better.

Then all four of them get a message simultaneously "STFU NEWBZ!!!" and their computers log off after they click "Ok."

After five minutes of "WTF I CAN'T GET ON" and "DUDE WE HAVE A PROJECT DUDE" they go to the lab admin. The lab admin looks at the comments on their accounts and sees, "Locked due to inappropriate use of school facilities." And denies them access. Ah, 24 hour ban.

Moral of the story?
(1) Being a girl is awesome.
(2) Being an asshat never pays.

I kinda feel sorry for them, but I'm sure their teacher has better things to do than waste a red ink pen on their project

I don't do stuff like this often, but when I do, it's fricken sweet.

~lain

Sir Skullcrasher · Sep 27, 2005, 06:55 PM // 18:55

If you tell me what University your located at.. i'll go there and lay the smackdown on their retarded ass!!

Idiot boys..!

chris_nin00 · Sep 27, 2005, 06:59 PM // 18:59

If you don't do that often then...
But that's so cool. What a nice admin.
And 'being a girl is awesome' is not a moral. A moral is a theme or lesson that applies to everyone.

Slackers.

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 27, 2005, 06:59 PM // 18:59

good for you.

well done.

legandry · Sep 27, 2005, 06:59 PM // 18:59

You just made my morning happier

Great story, they had it comming

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 27, 2005, 07:01 PM // 19:01

as much as they deserved it I hope it doesn't lower your opinion of the male gender (presuming it's not already rock-bottom).

sidepocket13 · Sep 27, 2005, 07:03 PM // 19:03

your life is so much more interesting then mine!

chris_nin00 · Sep 27, 2005, 07:04 PM // 19:04

What does CS lab mean? Computer source? Counter strike? Please enlighten me.

Sir Skullcrasher · Sep 27, 2005, 07:19 PM // 19:19

Computer Science.. and Zehly.. you should have hack there ISP and screw with there computers

EmperorTippy · Sep 27, 2005, 07:19 PM // 19:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris_nin00

What does CS lab mean? Computer source? Counter strike? Please enlighten me.

Computer Science

TheEPIC · Sep 27, 2005, 07:50 PM // 19:50

I wish I had a computer science lab that was cool like that. Stupid community college!!

Nice job on handling that one Lain.

Venus · Sep 27, 2005, 07:53 PM // 19:53

I would love to slap one of those retards, good job though!

zehly · Sep 28, 2005, 12:51 AM // 00:51

Got an email from the admin asking me to provide him with an explanation as to why they were suspended. I said, "They were looking for pornography."

chris_nin00 · Sep 28, 2005, 01:06 AM // 01:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by zehly

Got an email from the admin asking me to provide him with an explanation as to why they were suspended. I said, "They were looking for pornography."

Good one. Did it worK?

Enigmatics · Sep 28, 2005, 01:11 AM // 01:11

You, uh, coherantly thought "wtf"?

Grats, and all that.

William The Smasher · Sep 28, 2005, 02:42 AM // 02:42

rofl what a great way to handle that. reminds me of a friend that told a cop some guy had a gram of coke in his anus. the cop slapped on the rubber glove right there at the football game...

chris_nin00 · Sep 28, 2005, 02:57 AM // 02:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by William The Smasher

rofl what a great way to handle that. reminds me of a friend that told a cop some guy had a gram of coke in his anus. the cop slapped on the rubber glove right there at the football game...

Are you serious? That's against someones rights I know it.

Guillaume De Sonoma · Sep 28, 2005, 03:53 AM // 03:53

What does STFU mean i get the FU part but where does the first letters stand for? Nice though

Link Ironhammer · Sep 28, 2005, 03:54 AM // 03:54

Shut the Fsck up make sense? good movin on

Guillaume De Sonoma · Sep 28, 2005, 03:59 AM // 03:59

Ok was really confused for a long time thanks and Zehly why do you get to do all fun stuff.